American humor

[CheZZaria]

Простите за оффтоп, но мы сами (армяне, то бишь) к подобному близки весьма :brows: Последнее из шедевров "общинайи председатель@", не говоря уже о всяческих "рЭволюция", "культура", "рЭспублика" etc, а также классическом армянском слове - вАбШэ :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Bender B.R.]

:offtopic: this is "english only" topic :hammer:

[CheZZaria]

I am terribly sorry :crying: You may delete my posting if you wish

If I wrote it in English, would you forgive me?

[Limited edition]

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Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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[shorty]

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"

and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and

says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "'Bout what?"

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