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[BOZQURD]

П О Д А Р О К ! ! !

[Диндинюка]

Акела промахнулся?

[beatnik]

Акела промахнулся?

[Phantom]

Ара чем это вы тут мою тему опошлили, что за млекопитающие тут вывешены.

:hammer:

Тема о выском, о душаx, паяльникаx, любви, и конечно по xоду дела ищем невесту Мирзояну

[Phantom]

П О Д А Р О К ! ! !

[Злодиюка]

Ну должен же он его хоть иногда из себя доставать

[Kornelij Glas]

Корнелий, кто тебя просил паяльник туда сувать?

Немедленно достань обратно! :hammer:

тебе сказали положить паяльник куда нибудь, а ты что сделал?

Вон несчастный зверюга аж взвыл от боли... :crying:

Что скажет гринпис заглянув на наш форум?

[Злодиюка]

Судя по тому, как ночью "невезло" Мирзояну - это наверное он :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kornelij Glas]

Мирзоян- ду эир? Чиштн аса!!!

[Freelance]

I did not find right place to post

Anyway have a nice reading of this old joke :elka:

CAPITALISM AT ITS FINEST

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters

of credit

opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity

swap with

an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a

tax

exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six

cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company

secretly

owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven

cows back to

your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight

cows, with an

option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the

United

States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet is provided with

the

release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and

produce

twenty times the milk.

You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market

them

World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You reengineer them so they live for 100 years,

eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,

and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ISRAELI CORPORATION:

So, there are these two Jewish cows, right?

They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and

then sell the movie rights.

They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors.

So, you should complain?

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

That one on the left is kinda cute... :elka: :elka:

[Злодиюка]

So, there are these two Jewish cows, right?...........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Phantom]

Сегодня встретил японца на который узнав откуда я, не спросил

"А где это?" я уже думал в Японии географию лучше преподавать стали, оказалось всё намного прозаичней,

парень 6 лет в Калифорнии проучился :lol:

[Bender B.R.]

в японии географию действительно плохо учат там до сих пор думают что Курилы это Япония :*

[Phantom]

не скажи, евреев 2000 лет учили что Палестина это Израиль, учили, учили, через 2000 лет оказалось что так оно и есть

тут важно настойчиво учить

[Kornelij Glas]

Фантом столкнулся с ыеноменом овкяносиц овканос Айастан :lol: