Опять про свадьбу:(

[Darya-i-Noor]

:rolleyes: мы с мужем, например, пошли в Москве в ЗАГС, смешно сказать - с работы, в джинсах, пиджаках ( единственное что, в той же цветовой, пардон, гамме), чем безумно огорчили наших маленьких племянниц, до 6ти лет от роду каждая, так как те принарядились и хотели видеть нас эдакими сказочными персонажами...но муж , да и я, хотим летом, в Армении, устроить настоящий "харсаник", так как его, оказалось, прикалывают все наши традиции и т.д., а я уже успела "отойти" от чувства неприязни ко всей этой шумихе (которую испытывала, пока жила на Родине).

:rolleyes: B)

[Bigoss]

Ребят, а что уже тема закрыта???((

[Prankster]

Ребят, а что уже тема закрыта???((

[cartesius]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct

slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry

applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

· Romance 9.5 and

· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as

· NBA 5.0,

· NFL 3.0 and

· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Worth noting also that · Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,

and · Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind,

· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

while · Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html

and try to download · Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install · Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically

run the applications · Jewelry 2.0 and · Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0

to default to · Grumpy Silence 2.5, · Happy Hour 7.0 or · Beer 6.1.

Please note that · Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download

· Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0

It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of

all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory

and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional

software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend · Cooking 3.0 and · Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support