Euro-English

[menaria]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby

English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German

which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her

Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for

improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become

known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft

"c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear

up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be

growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be

replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted

to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have

always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the

horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it

should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as

replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o"

kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav

a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and

evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united

urop vil finali kum tru.

[CheZZaria]

:up: :up: :up:

Последнее предложение даже не похоже на английский)))))

[annie*forever*]

а ссылочку можно? :xixi: или сама???

такое мы уже проходили, помните??

[cartesius]

Я с Гуглом где-то 700 ссылок на это нашел. Чисто английский юмор...

http://www.silvermania.com/Jokes/englishgerman.html

[Ara]

Вот таким нехитрым образом прекрасный английский превратился в не менее прекрасный немецкий (ну почти)...