Types of Armenians

[Sari Galin]

YOU'RE HYASTANCI ...

- If your rims cost more than your house :lol:

- If you wear loafers

- If your welfare check is bigger than your car payments

- If you wear 4 or 5 stripe Adidas or Badidas

- If you have one eyebrow

- If you think you're in some Armenian Mafia

- If you think everyone's name is "Ara"

- If your armpits smell like basturma

- if your Bimmer's license plate says: Davo Em Apeh :lol:

- If you have an illegal cell phone from North Hollywood

- If what you're reading is on a stolen/bought or at Good Guys computer

- If you playa hate Beirutsis and Parskahyes

YOU'RE PARSKAHYE ...

- If you have a special way of pronouncing R when speaking Armenian

- If your last name ends with "IAN"

- If you go to Shiraz regularly

- If your name or your cousin's is ARTIN or ARBI or NARBEH

- If your favirote word is "HEIR" (meaning why)

- If you CALL what you do Break Dancing

- If you pluck your eyebrows or shave your legs

- If you go to Ararat parties and call them Raves

- If you wear blue contacts

- If you go "bareeeeeeeeeeev, mamen baben inchbeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?"

YOU'RE BEIRUTSI ...

- If you go to Teen Dances every week

- If you're in AYF

- If you always go "yallah"

- If you think that you're the best in everything

- If your name is Panos, Sako, George, Puzant, Garo, Rita, Sevag, Jirayr, Ando...or anything else like that.

- If every sentence you say, you end with "AGA, SHAKHS, or LAN"

- If you become a mechanic in the future after being in law school

- If you have a computer just for solitaire

- If you have more oil in your hair than you have in your car

- If you won't date a guy without a car or money

- If you're very very very tight with money $

- If your parents want you home before 6 a.m.

- If your parents are DEGENERATE gamblers

- If you call your Peachfuzz A Goatee

- If your dad owns a Panos' Bakery, haha

- If you work at Gap, Millers Outpost, or some "cool" store

- If you buy your clothes from Abercrombie or you know , that kinda stuff

- If you have an Ararat/Masis picture in your TV room

- If you have one of those William Saroyan posters

- If your dad drinks "oghi for life"

- If you have "dolma" on a weekly basis

- If you like giving only gold stuff as gifts

[Diana]

your armpits smell like basturma

you become a mechanic in the future after being in law school

you call your Peachfuzz A Goatee

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