Girls can be so rude....

[annie*forever*]

старая шутка, только что нашла- АбхАхАталась

> HE: Can I buy you a drink?

> >> > SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

> >> >

> >> > HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face

> >> like yours.

> >> > SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face

> >> like yours.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

> >> > SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake

> >> twice.

> >> >

> >> > HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

> >> > SHE: I must've been given your share.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

> >> > SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

> >> > SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

> >> > SHE: Okay, get out.

> >> >

> >> > HE: I think I could make you very happy.

> >> > SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

> >> >

> >> > HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

> >> > SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Can I have your name?

> >> > SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

> >> >

> >> > HE: Shall we go see a movie?

> >> > SHE: I've already seen it.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Where have you been all my life?

> >> > SHE: Hiding from you.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

> >> > SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Is this seat empty?

> >> > SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Your body is like a temple.

> >> > SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

> >> >

> >> > HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

> >> > SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

> >> >

> >> > HE: Where have you been all my life?

> >> > SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your

> >> wildest dreams.

> >> :lol:

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[Bender B.R.]

yep...definetly my type :xixi:

[CKATCOHHE]

yep...definetly my type :xixi:

[Bender B.R.]

Do you mean - you've been getting this answers all the time? :lol:

[CKATCOHHE]

Если она будет другим мужикам так отвечать - эт не плохо....а вот если тебе? :hm:

Вот и получается - men like bitches.

Bitches are exectly like this.

[annie*forever*]

Вот и получается - men like bitches.

Bitches are exectly like this.

[Bender B.R.]

Если она будет другим мужикам так отвечать - эт не плохо....а вот если тебе?  :hm:

Вот и получается - men like bitches.

Bitches are exectly like this.

[CKATCOHHE]

didnt you know that...?! :xixi:

[Типа Умный]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

***

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

And this :lol: :lol:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[annie*forever*]

And this :lol: :lol:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[Mirzoyan]

A man has the last word in any argument.

Anything a woman says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[Злодиюка]

Зачем так длинно...

A man has the last word in the everything!

[Mirzoyan]

Зачем так длинно...

A man has the last word in the everything!

[annie*forever*]

:hammer: так, что за мужской шовинизм тут развели

[Злодиюка]

Шиковать так шиковать... MAN!...и всё...