Taking a Woman to Bed..

[Taxxistre]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,

and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??

Матах, это можно было и без рекламы виагры рассказать

[Night Liliya]

:crying:

А годы все проходят....

:crying:

[Araqs]

а 8, 18 и т.д. - это чей возраст - мужчины или женщины?