Daniella

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Урррааааа получилось :up: Вот ещe...

Первая попытка загрузить картинку. посмотрим что получитса... :unsure:

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.' :up:

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test the optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

wow... :cry: Всё-же сере дажан еревуйта...

Какая хорошая тема.. Есть такое неметское женское имя Haike(Айке) которое мне всегда очень нравилось и если у меня будет дочка я возможно её так назову. Оно звучит очень по армянски, не так ли? :up: А из серии "weird names" xочу прибавить к списку имена Канализация :wow: и Вишт :cry: (мужское имя).