Предлагаю игру С нигерийскими письмами

[Bondi]

не понимают, что я этот гр$%аный payment slip еще нарисовать должен... haves el chunem.

Если нужна рыба, то к нам по факсу как раз по ошибке платежка залетела. Могу вывесить. Ее остается только подправить.

[Гость Funky]

давай!

[Bondi]

Она, правда, в pdf, придется повозиться

[Гость Funky]

Идея! Именно по русски и надо отправить.

[Гость Funky]

Dear Arman,

Pls what is the position of our payment,pls lets have the payment slip now.

Reply

Roubix Darren.

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завтра обрадую.

[Гость Funky]

Они не любят молчаливо. Они любят громко.

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Dear Arman,

Pls can you send us the payment transfer slip now?

Reply,as we do not like silent

Roubix Darren.

[Гость Funky]

поехали!

вскользь касаемся Китая, обзываем задницей, заманиваем новым предложением.

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Dear Mr. Darren,

Hope you are well. Please excuse the delay. The fact is I received a call this evening from our bank account supervizor. He said the payment slip is ready and faxed to the office. However he advised that the transfer has been suspended at corresponding account due to the complicated reasom that I couldn't fully understand by telephone. Will look through letter that he will send tomorrow. He has immediately officialy requested the corresponding bank in China and expecting for soonest clarification. Please inform if your banking details are correct? Hope I will be able to fix this little trouble shortly and you will be able to receive payment soon.

Meanwhile you can congratulate us with the first flight operated 19th January. Also I would inform you that we are preparing another relief African program that also will cooperate with you, ASSECNA, guys. Will fly cargo flights weekly between Kigali and Amsterdam on 747-F jumbo for live ostrich chicken transportation. Bird fly is over the Europe,you know.

So can you please calculate the cost for overflight to be paid to ASSECNA for a single rotation? As you know we ready to make payment in advance.

Best regards

Arman

[Anahit]

Если у парня есть хоть капля самолюбия, он согласится на марс.

[Bondi]

Funky, даже не знаю кто из вас двоих злодей и негодяй :lol:

Кто же? Определяйся :brows:

[Гость Funky]

Dear Darren,

Strange things are going on. I received clarification, but it is in chinese language. Unfortunately I have nobody here to translate. Do you have anyone in ASSECNA office able to understand chinese letters?

Waiting for your soonest reply.

BRGDS

Arman

[alef]

а слабо развести на фотографии?

[Гость Funky]

всему свое время

[Гость Funky]

послал следующее.

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Dear Darren,

As I don't want any further problem with our flights please reply urgently!

BRGDS

Arman

В ответ одновременно получил целых три письма.

[Гость Funky]

Эти полудурки мне еще и угрожают. Да еще и отменой несуществующего рейса.

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Dear Arman,

Pls not thing is wrogh with our bank,we have been receiving payment there from other airlines and pls note that we need the payment transfer slip urgently now or we will cancel your other flts.

We have waited for too long.

Regards

Darren.

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Dear Arman,

Pls send it to us now,we have some one that will translate it.

Pls note that the copy we want is the payment transfer slip made by your bank to our bank.

Pls reply us now.

As we would cancel all your other flt.

Regards

Darren / Asecna.

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Dear Arman,

Pls note that we are waiting for the letter.

Regards

Roubix Darren.

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Тайваньская версия подтверждается, раз уж среди них начелся "один", читающий китайский.

[Гость Funky]

Вот и мирзояновский факс в полном виде. GREAT WALL BANK! Звучит! Сам придумал.

Щас они его у меня получат.