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[crimson]

а я Оле, просто Оле? :blink:

[Дед Хасан]

Об чем базар-вокзал? :sharik:

[Olenenok]

а я Оле, просто Оле?  :blink:

[Дед Хасан]

угу :yes:

фотку поставила на автара чтобы народ не путался

[Araqs]

еще

[aisha]

я прочитала от начала и до конца! Умираююююююююю! Funky, ты монстр!!!!!!!!!!!!! ААААААААААА :aisha:

[Гость Funky]

ATTENTION ARMAN,

READ ALL YOUR EMAIL AND WAS VERY SAD THE KIND OF EMAIL YOUR SENDING TO HER. ARE YOU LAYGHING AT HER PREDICAMENT? WELL I DO HOPE SO.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HELPING HER PLEASE INDICATE SO OR ELSE YOU BACKOUT.

ATTACHED IS THE COPY OF THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY IN SPAIN WHERE HE DEPOSITED HIS MONEY BEFORE HE DIED.

IT IS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

THIS IS THE LAWYER RAYMOND GORGE.

[Гость Funky]

Es jxajn, zanuda bidza em,

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Dear Raymond,

First of all please be strictly noticed that my name is not Arman to whom you mistakenly addressed your letter. Be strictly notified that is the name of my secretary via whom I used to hold my correspondence and who currently is typing this message. I am a little outdated from this modern stuff like internet, discos, pizza hut or whatever.

Secondly i did not like the intonation of your e mail below. It MUST be altered into much more friendly manner otherwise you are completely free to feel backout yourself, my dear. I never do the business with ill breading lawyers. Please be noticed that your next e-mail should contain many words like "dear", "beloved", "respected" if possible. Otherwise you never succeed in any business. My success is dedicated to my kind manners, believe me.

And at the last I would like to dwell on the right subject of our correspondence. You should understand following.

a) I never do the business with people that I do not know yet.

b ) If you want to gain this business, you have to support me to meet young lady first before I start to negotiate the subject with you. From my side I will care transportation costs, ticket costs, 5 star hotel accommodation here if nesessary, leisure, insurance and all medical costs. My private doctor is at her disposal at any time. Doors of my house are open for young lady.

c) Be notified that I do this not to gain any profit, because my bank account lets me do like that. I just want to support poor widow.

d) So please find a time in your itinerary to visit my country and my house with Madamme Izabella. Also let me know your travel costs that I expressed my readyness to compensate in advance by "Money Gram" or "Western Union".

Take care Gorge,

Don

[Гость Funky]

Люди, а что он имел ввиду под "PERUSAL"?

Мне тут только испанцев не хватало.

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Век живи век учись:

Usage Note: Peruse has long meant "to read thoroughly" and is often used loosely when one could use the word read instead.

Что же - будем перузить сертификат.

[Araqs]

Es jxajn, zanuda bidza em,

**********************

Dear Raymond,

First of all please be strictly noticed that my name is not Arman to whom you mistakenly addressed your letter. Be strictly notified that is the name of my secretary via whom I used to hold my correspondence and who currently is typing this message. I am a little outdated from this modern stuff like internet, discos, pizza hut or whatever.

Secondly i did not like the intonation of your e mail below. It MUST be altered into much more friendly manner otherwise you are completely free to feel backout yourself, my dear. I never do the business with ill breading lawyers. Please be noticed that your next e-mail should contain many words like "dear", "beloved", "respected" if possible. Otherwise you never succeed in any business. My success is dedicated to my kind manners, believe me.

And at the last I would like to dwell on the right subject of our correspondence. You should understand following.

a) I never do the business with people that I do not know yet.

b ) If you want to gain this business, you have to support me to meet young lady first before I start to negotiate the subject with you. From my side I will care transportation costs, ticket costs, 5 star hotel accommodation here if nesessary, leisure, insurance and all medical costs. My private doctor is at her disposal at any time. Doors of my house are open for young lady.

c) Be notified that I do this not to gain any profit, because my bank account lets me do like that. I just want to support poor widow.

d) So please find a time in your itinerary to visit my country and my house with Madamme Izabella. Also let me know your travel costs that I expressed my readyness to compensate in advance by "Money Gram" or "Western Union".

Take care Gorge,

Don

[arthur]

Люди, а что он имел ввиду под "PERUSAL"?

Мне тут только испанцев не хватало.

[Гость Funky]

он/она/оно советует тебе читать внимательнее, то бишь говорит намотай на ус вышесказанное

[Гость Funky]

Но этот жулик тупее предыдущего, я ему открытым текстом деньги предлагаю, а он перузит.

Надо бы тему открыть - Ликбез Начинающему Жулику.

Ну кто так рисует, что за синяя ж@па на логотипе левее юж. америки?

Наверно всей семьей скинулись на цветной принт.

[Olenenok]

Please be noticed that your next e-mail should contain many words like "dear", "beloved", "respected" if possible.

[Гость Funky]

А к тебе эти слова не относятся! :haha: