Предлагаю игру С нигерийскими письмами

[Гость Funky]

И письмо:

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Dear Darren,

Please find attached the scanned letter in chinese. I was pushing the bank since morning for clarification, unfortunately couldn't get any definite answer except that the payment SWIFT is not valid yet. These guys are really horrible with their damn burocracy.

Please urgently let me know what is written there?

Meanwhile please reply with Kigali - Paris (Charles De Gaulle) 747 F (freighter) overflight costs calculation. We would start this program very soon. I am leaving the office now, will be available tomorrow morning.

Please kindly excuse the delay, shit definitely happens like in current case.

BRGDS

Arman

[Гость Funky]

Dear Arman,

Pls what is holding you from sending us the letter / payment slip now?

Regards

Roubix

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Люди, об'являю конкурс до утра,

Предлагайте, что ответить? По моему надо сказать, что раз уж платеж придержали, то и слип не предоставили в силу того, что он потерял силу. Или может нарисовать?

[Гость Funky]

Им что, делать нечего? Очередной перл выделил красным.

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Dear Arman,

Thks so far,but note that this is not the payment slip we are asking you for

or about.

We will not attend to the B-747 untill we get the payment for the TU flt.

Pls it is like your company is taking us for granted,what does it mean to

make transfer and it is taking time like this.

Pls we are not happy.

Regards

Roubis Darren.

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Dear Arman,

We are not happy at all and will not take this likely with your company.

Pls lets have the payment transfer slip urgently to clear your company.

Pls reply.

Roubis Darren / asecna.

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Был Рубиксом, стал Рубисом. Скаммер-мутант прямо таки.

[Гость Funky]

Он у меня будет плакаль!

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Dear Darren,

Due to the complicated situation before continuation of our correspondence I would like you to answer me on several questions below. Please be noted that it is urgent and the success of our payment depends on your complete answers.

1) Please info if you could translate the letter in chinese that I recently sent to you?

2) I had a conversation with Mr. Ped Erast, bank coordinator. He explained that the problem has probably оccured due to the China - Taiwan contradiction. The fact is our corresponding account is in chinese bank, and ASSECNA bank account is in Taiwanese bank, contacting to which probably is restricted by Chinese government. I am informed that payment slip has been cancelled consequently hasn't been provided to us. Please let me know if you had similar problems before?

3) If we won't be able to successfully complete the transfer would you mind if we reroute 66000$ to ASSECNA Moscow branch as usual, or you are able to wait for some time before I sort out the problem? Frankly I am advised by my colleagues to make rerouting, so I would just know your opinion. I want to place money on ASSECNA account ASAP not to harm our flights program.

3) I still insist on soonest Kigali - Paris overflight costs provision. Eurocontrol calculated EUR 18000 for a single rotation and if you give me less, I will go ahead with you.

4) Some private help request. I found strange that initially you signed your e-mail as Philips Darren, then Roubix Darren, now Roubis Darren. Please reply are you one person, whose name is Philips Roubix Roubis Darren, or you are 2 different person - a couple like husband is Philips Darren and wife is Roubis Darren? If you are a couple you should have nice kids. I like families who has many kids, as much as better, really.

I know multiple names are usual at your part of world. While I visited Senegal in 2001 I knew one lady there whose name was Mme. Cisse' Badara Sophie Sanoussy Dione Camara. She was nice, young and sexy. Maybe you know her, she is a chief pilot working in airport L.S.Senghor in Dakar. I had a sex with her for a whole night that was longer than her name. Can you get her contacts for me? Either I want to be married with senegalese young lady, even will pay some reasonable amount to you if you help me with photos to invite one that I probably fall in love with. from 18 to 28 years old? If you provide some photos that I choose one it will be highly appreciated.

5) Some information about AVANAK airlines. It is founded by His Holliness Archbishop F.Ankin and Mr. Pider Kirkoroff who are a founders of (P.U.C) Pacific Unity of Contemporarists. PUC iz a large international non profitable religious organisation having 108 branch offices over the world, and their number is continuously expanding. Our basic capital is over 88 billion dollars, monthly profit is over 500 millions. Avanak Airlines takes a huge part of the main office and never has a lack of cash flow. I say this for you not to suspect in our creditability. I may even arrange for you to open PUC office in Senegal. Please let me know if you are interested in? If so, I would have some confidential correspondence with you.

Please answer all 5 points of my letter, it is very important for our future cooperation.

BRGDS

Arman

[Гость Funky]

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Dear Arman,

thanks for your inform and pls note that other airlines have been paying us

on this account.well,we will provide you an account in Europe on monday for

the payment.

Pls regarding your B-747,we will only charge you 14,000 EU.

Pls this matter is an important issue and you are joking with us,why.

Also in our organization,we have a lot of staff.

Pls reply

Roubix Darren.

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Kut@ kerav! Таким образом мы вынудили идиотика открыть еще один банк аккаунт.

Как только будет новый аккаунт, будет ход конем и шах.

[Гость Funky]

А пока что прикалываемся дальше.

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Dear Darren,

Please do not say like I was joking with you. Never, brother. The fact is you really signed your letter by Roubis, Roubix and Philips in the beginning and I want to know, even I MUST know what is the name of my new fellow in Senegal. We have really been holding this correspondence for a long time. In my country it is usual to learn much more private details about person who you communicate with. In my previous letter I introduced myself and consequently want to know about you. Sure I deserve to know about you, even to get your postal address, phone numbers and photo of you and your beloved family.

You can see my photo attached. I took that photo 2 years ago at a party when I was just accepted PUC ideology and inaugurated as a Junior Magister dedicated to our organisation.

My phone numbers I have sent before, my postal address is: Zaxuyarino district 99/2 EVN Armenia 375376. You are most welcome guest in my house.

Also one of my colleagues, Mr. Kornelius Glas warned that you may be one of internet thiefs, however I don't believe him, I suspect that he has a commissions from Eurocontrol, who is your competitor. That's why he wants to turn payment to more expensive Eurocontrol. Please give me more information about you to prove your integrity and honesty.

Waiting for soonest answer, my beloved brother!

Best regards

Arman

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И моя фотография с инагурации

[annie*forever*]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Фанки, ты его адрес проси, скажи, что твоя 90-летняя соседка Парандзем Клара Цеткинджан из деревни "Гадюкино village" хочет тебе прислать фирменный торт "хрен-получишь-ты, козел"....

[Гость Funky]

Раскручиваем эли потихонечку. Если раскручу на "откровенность" далее буду не такие еще вить веревки.

[Mirzoyan]

http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&hl=r...%6C%69%6E%65%73

http://www.yandex.ru/yandsearch?stype=www&...AVANAK+airlines

Слава Богу, что он не знает про Yandex :wow: А то ты бы уже засветился...

А вообще нужно было писать кириллицей "Аванак" и все остальные слова, которые он возможно станет забивать в Гугл. Тогда поисковик не даст ссылок на этот сайт со всей "деловой перепиской" :lol:

[Гость Funky]

Да пускай выдает, мне не жалко.

[Гость Funky]

Во! Я в панике!

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Dear brother Darren,

I had a trouble with head of department Mr. K.Glas who was disappointed that ASSECNA overflight charges have not been paid yet. He is really afraid of flight cancellation by ASSECNA. Please rush either ASSECNA european banking details or your postal address in respect to transfer the cash by Moneygram or Western Union system Monday early morning. I am strictly instructed to provide payment prooving documents to Mr. Glas Monday morning at GMT time 0600z.

Please let me know your telephone number in respect to call you!

Please understand I am in hard situation now.

BRGDS

Arman

[Гость Funky]

Dear Arman,

We will send you the euro banking details today.

Regards

Roubix Darren.

[Tanya]

Судя по лаконичности ответа, он что-то заподозрил... :hm:

...и по-прежнему not happy. И снова Roubix.

[Злодиюка]

или он заказал Фанки

[Гость Funky]

Судя по всему заподозрил. В молчанку так в молчанку. Посмотрим, кому больше нужны чужие деньги. А может лхорадочно ищет банковский счет в Европе?

Хамель в мейлбоксе у меня штук 500 таких писем. Продолжу с другим.