Предлагаю игру С нигерийскими письмами

[Гость Funky]

Не знаю, ответа пока что нет. Наверно на Тайваньщине выходные, подождем. Думаю можно параллельно еще кого нибудь кадрить. В понедельник на работе гляну в deleted, там у меня должно быть письмо от мнимой супруги Ходорковского.

[Злодиюка]

заставь его раскрасить левую сиську - и ты победитель )))

[Гость Funky]

Если получу инвойс, то уже можно похвастаться.

[crimson]

заставь его раскрасить левую сиську - и ты победитель )))

[Гость Funky]

первую попавшуюся.

[Mirzoyan]

:lol:

Он меня спрашивает какое имя нужно в подписи, я сказал, что любое, только не Джеки Чан! :lol: Щас пришлет с именем.

[Гость Funky]

Круто! Придет и этому время.

А пока очередное письмо. Клиент по моему подозревает что-то неладное, либо прикидывается деловым. Что бы то ни было, наш ответ обязан быть подробным, и четким. Ведь скоро рейсы.

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Subject: Re: asecna Payment

From: "ASECNAV PETE"

Date: Sat, January 14, 2006 7:29 am

To: "Arman Amirkhanyan"

Priority: Normal

Dear Arman,

Thanks for the good information but pls note that we need the full a/c

details for thr operation before sending you the invoice.

Pls reply now,it is very urgent.

Regards

Roubox.

[Anahit]

Pls reply now,it is very urgent.

Regards

Roubox.

[Гость Funky]

то ли еще будет..

Рубо запросил фул дитейлс самолета, что мы с радостью ему предоставляем. Вумышленно, но близко к действительности, Левон подтвердит. Приделываем к тушке авионику от самолетов последнего поколения... Добавляем рейс с номером, кодировкой и т п...

После такого письма клиент просто обязан отбросить прочь сомнения. Он имеет дело с профессионалом. Ждем реакцию.

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Dear Sir,

Reference to your last e-mail please be kindly noted that amount is ready for the transfer. Single formality is original invoice that is still missing. Please find below aircraft and flights details.

a/c type Tu 134-S

reg Nr. G-YOT

config: C2/Y65

DOM Jun 1975

Avionics – qty – manufacturer – part number

VHF Communications – FHF-700B - 3 - COLLINS - 822-1044-020

HF Communications – 1 - COLLINS - 662-5272-020

Transponder Mode S - 2 – COLLINS - 622-7878-301

ACARS – 1 – COLLINS - 622-9349-101

VHF Nav (VOR) – 2 – COLLINS - 822-0726-020

Attitude Director Indicator DU - 2/2 – TOMSON - 39071304

Horizontal Situation Indicator DU - 2/2 – TOMSON - 39071304

DME – 2 – COLLINS - 622-4540-023

ADF - 2 – COLLINS - 622-5222-020

Marker Beacon (Include in VOR receiver) - 1 – COLLINS - 822-0726-020

Radio Altimeter #1 – 2 - TRT 9599-607-14942

#2 – SEXTANT - 9599-607-14942

WX Radar (Color) – 1 – COLLINS - 622-5132-120

Windshear Computer (Include in WX Radar) – 1 – COLLINS - 622-5132-120

E-GPWS – 1 – ALLIEDSIGNAL - 965-0976-003

TCAS Processor - 1 – HONEYWELL - 4066010-910

Autopilot (Cat lll) FMGC #1 – 2 – SFENA - B546BAM0206

FMGC #2 - SFENA - B398BAM0208

Cockpit Voice Recorder – 1 – HONEYWELL - 980-6022-001

Flight Data Recorder – 1 – ALLIEDSIGNAL - 980-4100-AXUN

Air Data Computer ADIRS #1 – 3 – HONEYWELL - HG1150AC05

ADIRS #2 - HONEYWELL - HG1150AC06

ADIRS #3 – HONEYWELL - HG1150AC06

Total Hours Since New 42871:25:00

Total Cycles Since New 16441

Last C-check was on 08/11/05

Hours Since C-Check 3099:34:00

C-Check Days Remaining 1 months

Date of Next C-Check Feb - March, 2006

10YRS -check performed at 25/08/02

Hours Since 10YRS -Check 6443:34:00

5YRS-Check Days Remaining 2YRS 5 months

Date of Next -5YRS Check AUG, 2007

Landing Gear Overhauled at Aug, 2005

Left Main Gear Remaining to Overhaul 17932 7YRS 5M

Right Main Gear Remaining to Overhaul 17932 7YRS 5M

Nose Main Gear Remaining to Overhaul 17932 7YRS 5M

Maintenance Program Definitions and Schedules:

Daily-check "Performed every day of operate, interval may

not exceed 48 hours calendar time. "

Weekly check "Performed every seven days, in any case, the

interval must not exceed 192 hours elapsed time."

A check Performed at 500 flight hours interval.

C check Performed every 15 months interval.

5YRS-check Performed at 5YRS interval.

10YRS-check Performed at 10YRS interval.

Flights details

Days of operation - daily

Period – Jan 19th 2006 – May 31st 2006

Origin airport: FCBB

Yabanamata – Maya - Maya (Brazzaville metropolitain area)

Destination airport: HRYR

Bliad – Kigali – Rwanda metropolitain area)

Schedule:

BRB 1411 ETD FCBB 0005z / BRB1412 ETD HRYR 0800z

(daily 19Jan06 – 31May06 all dates incluzive)

Aeronavigational detailed flight plans and routing will be provided as soon as we finalize airport slots.

Please rush requested invoice ASAP.

BRGDS

Arman

[Гость Funky]

Ребята, клиент какой то недоразвитый попался. Влез в такое дело и трудно инвойс нарисовать. Жулик любитель.

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Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 12:30 PM

Subject: Top Urgent Payment( Navigational Charges )

Dear Arman,

Pls note that the invoice is ready and it will take 2 weeks to get to your country and right now,you want to start operations into Africa on the 19th January,which we can't accept untill you make the payment to us today.

Pls note failure to make the payment today,you can't start operation on the 19th Jan.2006.

Pls make the payment today on our account as stated below and send us the payment transfer slip now.

FIRST COMMERCIAL BANK TAAN BRANCH

30 CHUNGKING SOUTH ROAD,SEC.1,TAIPEI TAIWAN R.O.C

SWIFT CODE : FCBKTWTPOBU

A/C NO . : 16186000690

A/C NAME : STEADY SPEED CO.LTD

Pls explain better to your accountant that the invoice will take two weeks to get to your company by post and that we advice her to make the payment today and asa she do,we will send her a cover letter for the payment.

Pls reply as time is not on your side.

Regards

Roubix Darren.

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Dear Mr. Darren,

Thank you for prompt action. Please kindly understand that our bank policy doesn't allow making any payment that is not based on legal document. I would suggest you to send me scanned document by e-mail to provide to the bank until we get an original one. Please be noted that the bank has prepared the money for the transfer. They just need a formality invoice.

BRGDS

Arman

[Гость Funky]

Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 12:35 PM

Subject: asecna Overflight Payment.

Dear Arman,

Pls explain very well to your companies accountant,the problems is not from our end but from your end.

It will take the invoice good weeks to get to your company and we can't allow your a/c to operate with out getting the payment today.

Pls it is very urgent.

Reply now and if possible,give us the email address of your account officer to enable us explain to her.

Yours faithfully,

Roubix Darren.

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Dear Darren,

Please accept my apologies for inconvenience. The fact is that no any authority in my country can violate government instructions, it is a crime. So we strictly insist on providing requested document as soon as possible.

BRGDS

Arman

[Bondi]

Тупица! Что ему стоит послать счет по факсу или e-mail?

[Гость Funky]

Он мне делает одолжение видите ли. В любом случае программа минимум складывается удачно, клиент подсуетился, отрабатывает свой тяжелый хлеб. Скоро будет инвойс.

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Dear Arman,

Ok,we understand you and pls note we will scan and send you the

invoice now and the payment must be made today.

Pls reply.

Roubix.

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Отвечаем:

Dear Roubix,

Unfortunately banking time is over for today. Please rush the document to

set the transfer up tomorrow early morning.

BRGDS

Arman

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Возникнет необходимость в Мирзояновском китайском письме.

Придется и нам сварганить документик. Фотошоп RULEZ!

[Гость Funky]

Лед тронулся, господа присяжные заседатели.

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Dear Arman,

Pls here is the invoice and pls ack it now and tell us when the

payment will be made tomorrow and pls asa the payment is made,pls send

us the payment transfer slip to enable us confirm from our bank.

From there,we will now give your company the approval to operate the flts.

Reply now.

Roubix / Asecna.

[Гость Funky]

А также

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Dear Arman,

Pls rush reply now and ack the invoice and give us the time for the

payment tomorrow.

Regards

Roubix

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Dear Arman,

Ok,thanks for your reply,we will send it to you in an hour time and

pls asa you receive it,pls ack it.

Regards

Roubix.

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Если добавить еще один полученный, увы, пустой мейл, то можно предположить, что клиент нервничает основательно. Шутка ли, 66000 долларов плывут прямо в руки.