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    Got my split ends cut.
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    I am so sorry that I look like a horse and have circles under my eyes... D: We have to go to the beach!!!! NOW. EHHhhh D:
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    Took this picture before Halloween for Make up practice *Sigh* I don't know how to put make up on
  4. When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 c. The Russians used a pencil.
  5. I read Lord Of the Flies a few months ago and saw the 1960 movie. I saw clips from the 1990 movie and let's just say that the book got twisted. Either way the book was very good and so were the descriptions even though some people find it disturbing or something but I really liked the book.
  6. -Do you speak English? -Yes -Name? -Adolf Bumin -Sex? -3 to 4 times a week. -No I mean... male/female? -Yes... male, female... and sometimes camels -Holy cow! -Yes, cows sheep... animals in general. -Oh dear... -No... deer runs too fast
  7. 3 girls step on a magic rug that makes you disappear if you tell a lie. Brunette: I think I am the prettiest girl in school. *Poof!* She disappears Redhead: I think I am the most popular girl in school *poof!* Blonde: I think... *poof!*
  8. A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. "what's your name?" The chicken asked. 'Bond, James Bond. And yours?" "Ken. Chicken."
  9. A man buys a robot that slaps anyone who lies, and he decides to try it out on the dinner table. "So, son, where were you today?" "At school." The robot slapped the son. "OKAY OKAY I WENT TO A MOVIE!" "What movie?" "Toy story 3!" The robot slapped the son again. "OKAY OKAY IT WAS DATE WITH A PORN STAR!" "Porn? I didn't even KNOW what porn was when I was YOUR age!" The robot slapped the dad. The mother laughed and said, "Ha, well he IS YOUR son!" The robot slapped the mom....
  10. There are 4 people on an airplane: the pilot, the smartest man in the world, a preacher, and a teenager. About halfway through the flight the engines cut out so they're going to have to exit the plane. The problem: there were only 3 parachutes. They are arguing about who is going to get a parachute. The pilot yells: "I'm married and have 4 kids! My family needs me!" So he grabs a 'chute, puts it on, and jumps out of the plane. The 'smartest man in the world yells: "I'm the smartest man in the world, the world needs me!", puts on a 'chute and jumps out of the plane. The preacher turns to the teenager and says: "Well son. I' ve lived a long life; I know where I'm going when I die. You take the last parachute." "Sir, there are 2 parachutes left", the kid says. The preacher scratches his head and asks: "How could there be 2 parachutes left?" "Well", the teen says, "the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack".
  11. So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day.... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said plesantly: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say: "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" So I replied: 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe that anyone would have sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
  12. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY! <3 Happy wishes and stuff! Lots of Shi's too (Inside joke
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    My school won against PRIVATE schools in a constitution debate YAYYYYAHHH My friends and I holding the TROHPY This isn't my team... just my friends I look tired and crappy x) My UNIT won first place for our SCHOOL but our school also won for the whole city of San Diego! Next we are going to state championships
  14. THE BIBLE..... An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. Often read to children on Sunday. Please do not be offended for those who believe in the bible. Bestiality is wrong! People who do that are F**king Animals
  15. No, I am Christian lol I don't worship bicycles. Or anybody. I just call myself a Christian so that people will leave me alone.

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